• Justin Hicks: Sweet, anxious, and a bundle of nerves
• Louise Heindbedder: Good natured and a little ditzy
• Dickie Bell: Exec. Director of Crouching Squirrel C.C. And wearer of ugly sweaters.
• Henry Bingham: Exec. Director of Quail Valley C.C. And rival of Dickie Bell
• Pamela Peabody: Sophisticate and ex wife of Dickie Bell
• Muriel Bingham: Wife of Henry and owner of an antique shop

Auditions will consist of readings from the script.  Following are the scenes and page numbers for readings:

• Justin and Louise - Pages 40 at Justin's 1st line to the top of page 42
• Bingham, Dickie and Justin - Pages 16 at top of page to page 20
• Bingham and Pamela - Page 22 at Pamela's entrance to page 23
• Dickie and Pamela - Page 27 at Dickie's 1st line to page page 30 to Dickie's exit
• Pamela and Louise - Page 35 at Pamela's 1st line to page 36
• Bingham, Pamela, Muriel, Dickie, Louise and Justin - Page 74 to page 76 and page 90 at Justin's 1st line to the bottom of page 92